We have moved

We have now officially move to a new domain. Everything is still under construction, so it might be messy. Please ensure you have worn your hard hat (not condoms) and that you abide the new rules (if you are singaporeans). You need not perform any naked ear squat to get in. All you need to do is to link here:

http://www.myfat4.com

So get those stuffs of yours and start moving.

Updates : The new fat4 site is rocking. Do visit us on a regular basis now ;)

latest updates for all of you..

Fat4 is finally going for the kill. Planning to list in NASDAQ in 2020, planning to rule the world in 2040, hehehe.. nah.. just kidding. well folks, i have taken the advice of some, and has decided to register a domain and to start my blog anew, this time with comments facilities so that you guys get to leave your rantings and ramblings too. I must be fair right?

we release more details later but just to let you all know, i have register my domain and got a webhost. now to migrate and to improve my postings further.

Cheers and looking forward to a good christmas.

Theme Song from AHBENG LITTLE..

Latest Hit Song from the Ah Beng's Billboard!!!!
(sing to your favourite tune... DIY)

Kan Ni-mee
Kan Ni-you
Kan Ni-how
Kan Ni-mama

Hello greetings, it’s me, an ah beng,
I ask you, ah lian, to accept these roti.
Hello, hello, it’s me, the pai kia,
I sent you email, and I’m brave,
But you should know that I’m not asking for anything from you.

You want to leave but you don’t want don’t want to take me, don’t want don’t want to take me, don’t want don’t want don’t want to take me.
Your face and the love from the mamak stalls,
And I remember your eyes.

I call you, to tell you what I feel right now,
Hello, ah lian, it’s me, your nice roti.
Hello, hello, it’s me again, the pai kia,
I sent you email and I’m brave,
But you should know that I’m not asking for anything from you.

Fat4 Debt Collection Services

Tell you, nowadays times are bad. No more money everyone. Government no more project no more tender (loving care not included anymore). Then government no give project means contractors no have projects. Then when contractors no have project, the sub contractors also no have projects.

When subcontractors don't have projects, their illegal indons, bangla and other illegal migrants also don't have ringgit. When these illegals don't have ringgits, it means the mamak shops, the prepaid phone card shops, the wartel shops, the warungs also don't have ringgit. When these people don't have ringgits, Giant, Carrefour, Jusco also don't get their ringgits. So end of the day our economy cycle is really and truly F#%CKED.

So end up Fat4 Debt Collection Services business very good. Coz all these people don't have money go AH LOONG and pinjam, AH LOONG nowadays also specialise in lending and then sub contract out the collection business. So Fat4 take opportunity to make somemore money. Tell you can get huge commission one, once the silly-poor-bugger-who-don't-have-money-but-yet-wanna-behave-like-michael-jackson-on-a-shopping-trip, pays up.

Tell you Fat4 very keng one. Got a few nice cases.

*nombor yang ada dail tiada didalam perkhidmatan kami* (the number that you have dailled is not in service)

hmmm.. nevermind next one.

*ring ring*

Other Person: hello...

Fat4: KNN, oi, hutang duit tak mahu bayar keh?

OP: siapa ni?

F4: tak pernah dengar F4 kah?

OP: *shivering* errr.. apa you mahu?

F4: awak ni hutang sepuluh ribu kepada syarikat saya

OP: errr.. kenapa?

F4: Awak ingat saya ada manyak masa, talipon suka suka kah? awak ingat awak cantik keh?

OP: tapi saya tak ada duit..

F4: tak ada duit beli barang buat apa? mahu kacau saya kah? saya dengar awak datuk ah?

OP: errr.. itu kewangan belum keluar duit..

F4: wahhhh.. awak ingat gua tak de kawan kat kewangan kah? DUIT itu sudah lama lama keluar.... jangan bohong lagi leh..

OP: betul.... lagi pun awak tahu.. sekarang saya tak ada duit..

F4: tak apa.. saya intro AH LOONG kepada awak.. nanti awak pinjam bayar saya.. saya punya masuk bunga sudah naik ke lima belas. Besok saya bawak olang jumpa awak. jangan lupa ya?

problem solved. transfer the problem to another Ah Loong, next time the other Ah Loong think i so nice to them.. intro business.. sure next time when cannot get money sure ask me to help them collect back.. LOL

then another time... this one a bit shiok shiok.. got see this girl before one.. an indecent proposal..

Fat4: Hello, miss lim. Fat4 here

Miss Lim: hello.

F4: Miss Lim, you owe my company one thousand, how you wanna settle? overdue one month already. chance already given. excuse no more.

ML: but i really don't have one thousand now..

F4: but you know i also working for money, need to settle

ML: but i have other things i can offer you..

F4: *gulp* wat you mean?

ML: you know, i know what you guys want..

F4: *gulping further* *saliva drying up*

ML: i know i have the ability to do it..

F4: *slight bleeding in the left nostril*

ML: i know you would want it..

F4: *breathing heavily*

ML: it is something that will satisfy you......

F4 *oooga oooga boooga booga*

ML: and your boss would also appreciate it...

F4: *wahhhhhhhh.. threesome somemore.. this girl wild lehh...*

ML: that way all of us will be satisfied..

F4: errr.. err... *shivering* (knn, become debt collector also know how to shiver kah??) sooo err... waa wat you prrroo porposing?

ML: get my muthaf%*#cking boy friend who gambles 24 hours a day to be the guarantor..

*knn.. this girl also know how to play find the scapegoat*

Fat4

i am happy yet i don't know what my next move is. I managed to build up a steady traffic since i started the blog. There is about 200-300 unique visitors to this site on a daily basis. But rarely anyone leaving any comments. I was told in an email from one of the readers is that xanga allows only xangans (so that's what they call me here) to post comments. Hence many wanted to leave a note or so but couldn't. Some chose to email me others couldn't be bothered. As i am not that familiar with the internet, i need a bit of suggestions, emailing me would be fine. What should i do?

1) Should i get my own domain with my own host? money issue is not a problem but setting up is. I am errr.. computer illiterate? hehehe.. well truth beckons.

2) If i should set up my own domain and own blog, what are the steps i should do or look out for? Any Sifus out there who can give me a few pointers?

3) Who should i look for.. for a host?

4) Any other issues?

Any comments will be greatly appreciated.